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LONDON’S TOP 8 STRIP CLUBS FOR VIP GENTLEMEN

You would think Strip Clubs and Escorting would go hand in hand, and for regular agencies it has done – we’ve seen it. Not so much for a high class agency like Discreet Elite however, our models usually have other career pursuits.

A recent client of ours asked us to recommend him a strip club in London, and surprisingly we know of quite a few. This is what inspired this article, we’re going to share our top choices if you want to visit a classy, higher end club. Luckily, there’s a lot of options in the city.

 

OUR PICKS

 

A splashi image of the 23 Paul Street club interior

23 PAUL STREET

Classic Boudair Atmosphere, Beautiful Burlesque Dancers

Location – Finsbury

Towards the upper side of central London, 23 Paul Street is a laid back venue with a classy boutique atmosphere. The price of a dance is a modest £40, and the girls we’ve seen were exceptionally attractive.

 

An advertisement image for Secrets in London

SECRETS

Not A Well Kept Secret

Location – Hammersmith

Secrets is a great club that is couples inclusive, they are very open minded in their approach. We’ve chosen Secrets because it has couples night experiences that can be absolutely thrilling for you if you were to bring one of the Discreet Elite escorts along.

 

Stringfellows logo and girl

STRINGFELLOWS

Voted London’s Sexiest Bar

Location – Covent Garden

A thriving strip club that has surprisingly historic ties. Whilst Stringfellow’s indulges in the hedonistic decathlon of a regular club, it’s all presented with a luxurious twist. Our top choice for gentlemen visiting London who want to just get in and party.

 

Outside the Griffin night club in the evening

THE GRIFFIN LONDON

Popular Bar & Club, New Dancers Regularly

Location - Clerkenwell, Islington

The Griffin has been a staple part of London since the 90’s and it is the true British strip club experience done well. You have a lot of different performing ladies throughout the day, and they open consistently early. It’s easily the most accessible and professional club in the city. Not to be co

 

The neon sign for Metropolis

METROPOLIS STRIP CLUB

East London’s Number 1 Strip Club

Location – Towards Stratford

Metropolis hits the mark with a good cast of dancers and a great Saturday night out – we had a lot of fun. It might not quite be on target on a weekday, but as long as the girls are consistent we’d say you are in for a good time. The only demerit we can pin on Metropolis is how far outside the city centre it is.

 

A photo from the Spearmint Rhino website, temporarily closed venue.

SPEARMINT RHINO

Luxurious Global Chain

Location – Fitzrova

We have previously had a fantastic few evenings out that touched upon the Spearmint Rhino, and the club seemed fantastic. Unfortunately as of writing this article they are indefinitely closed. We didn’t feel comfortable replacing them in the list, in case they decide to reopen their doors one day. It was a great venue.

 

The girls lining up at the bar in the strip club from behind.

BROWNS SHOREDITCH

Table & Pole Dancing Extravaganza

Location - Shoreditch

Browns is worth the visit. They have exceptionally attractive performers, they don’t push you to buy drinks or dances. Browns is probably our favourite on this list if we had to pick one. The atmosphere is very relaxed, which allows you to indulge, enjoy, and perhaps take a lady to one of the VIP rooms.

 

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PLATINUM LACE

Not Our First Choice

Location – Piccadilly Circus

There are two Platinum Laces in London, we think the Piccadilly one is slightly superior to its Leicester Square counterpart; but not by much. We would like to say that Platinum Lace barely made it into our top 8 London strip clubs – we haven’t had the opportunity to have more than a single drink inside. Therefore we can’t attest to the true quality of the venue.

 

HOW MANY STRIP CLUBS ARE THERE IN LONDON?

It’s extremely challenging to get a full count of how many clubs there are in London, many of them haven’t got a listing on Google so we had to try and get a rough estimate with research. We have found more than 20 clubs that are definitely still open, with an extra dozen that may or may not still be in business.

 

WHY GO TO A STRIP CLUB WHEN YOU CAN BOOK A MODEL?

Strip Clubs have a time and a place, but if you’re in the city why not dive all the way in? Discreet Elite provides a huge host of London escort models for you to browse and if you desire, book. Transcend the rules of the club and get an all access pass to one of our ladies – We think you’ll like the upgrade.

We welcome you to take a look through our gallery of escorts in London today and see if anyone stands out.

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1. Company Representation

1.1. Discreet Elite™

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2.1. Screening Requirements

All bookings require some form of identity verification. The method depends on the nature of the booking:

– Incall bookings: A selfie holding valid photo ID or a £1 transfer to our corporate account (legal name must be visible). A 25% deposit is also required to secure the appointment and prevent no-shows.

– Outcall to a private residence: 25% deposit required in advance.

– Outcall to a 5-star hotel: Full legal name and room number must be provided. Our concierge will discreetly confirm your booking via a direct room call.

– International bookings (USA, Asia, Middle East): Clients must complete a membership application, including full name, LinkedIn profile, and a professional email address. Retired clients may be asked to submit a recent utility bill for verification.

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3.1. Local Bookings

Local arrangements are confirmed only after a deposit of 40% (in some cases 50%) has been received. This secures the model’s time and guarantees the appointment.

3.2. Accepted Payment Methods

We accept payments via bank transfer and Revolut. Cheques are not accepted.

3.3. Travel Bookings

Travel bookings must be paid in full in advance (100% of the agreed fee). Arrangements will only be confirmed once payment is received.

3.4. Cancellation Terms

– Local bookings: A cancellation fee of 40% of the full amount will be retained to compensate the model and booking coordinator for their time.

– Travel bookings: A 50% cancellation fee applies.

3.5

In the unlikely event that a model is unable to proceed with a confirmed booking due to health-related matters, the Agency will offer a suitable substitute.

3.6

Should the Client request any alteration to the booking — including, but not limited to, the date, duration, location, or any other variable — the Client will be able to choose only from models available for the newly selected arrangements.

If, in such circumstances, the booking does not proceed, the deposit will be credited to the Client’s account. Should these funds be applied towards another booking, an additional fee of 10% of the original total booking cost will be charged to cover the booker’s time and administrative effort.

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The Client’s deposit shall remain valid for a period of eighteen (18) months from the date of payment. Upon the expiry of this period, any unused deposit will be forfeited.

By enforcing a clear validity period and forfeiture policy, the Agency ensures compliance with ANTI-MONEY LAUNDERING REGULATIONS by preventing indefinite retention of client funds, reducing exposure to potential unlawful use of those funds, and demonstrating a controlled, transparent deposit system.

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All identity checks are conducted by our trusted sister concierge company. This information is never shared or associated with third-party platforms or matchmaking services.

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Any communication by phone, email, or bank transfer is only carried out with the client’s consent and is managed with utmost discretion.

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